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My Significant Other... Pero teka, you ask, "why blurry?" As I've said before...kse he's malabo...kse he's not with me yet...I may be with someone now pero he's not S.O. material (pray ko lang huwag nyang mabasa to [yung someone ko ngayon] kse he'd dump me). So I've come up with a list of qualifications for guys who may want to try to be him. Qualifications as listed here are inspired by the Le Boyfriend Hunt of Jessica Zafra's "Twisted" but I've added some of my own. Some qualifications here are negotiable...but only to me... |
Looks: you must be cute/presentable/interesting looking, if you feel you aren't handsome...
He has to smell good kahit walang cologne/aftershave because I have the right to breathe, non smoker preferably, but if you really do need to smoke, dapat you're at least 20 feet away from me if you do it
He has to be born between 1965-1975 (if younger he has to be "mature", if older he has to be "immature")
Definitely single (yung married na hiwalay kuno need not apply) and heterosexual (obviously)
Needs to have an excellent sense of humor, intelligent
It would help if he is not pikon, as mahilig akong mang-asar
Should know and be very willing to teach or learn with me ballroom dancing, swimming, rock climbing, organic farming, scuba diving, guitar, cooking, and other stuff --in short dapat energetic
Must be romantic (love letters and the like)
Knows how to help me give birth (yes, that's how far advanced my thinking is--I expect my man to be my midhusband [male equivalent ng midwife-hehe] too when the need arises)
Applicants are required to email me their ultimate reason why I should go out with them and have their picture placed on my Significant Others page. They must leave their contact numbers as I need call them to conduct a preliminary interview and set up an EB (eyeball) for occular inspection.
Email received become my property and could be published here at any time, unless applicant's request otherwise (in which case lagay ko na lang anonymous para nde sya buking.)
Goodluck to us all!!!
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